.:: Why Students Failed Their Exams ? ::.


Hahaha ~ Ready for the answer ? > Its quite MATHEMATICAL n Calculucious, Ok Here We Go ! >

It's not the fault of the students if he or she failed, because A YEAR. only has 365 days (WHICH IS MATHEMATICALLY REASONABLE) Why they didn't have ample time to Study > Check this out ...

Typical Academic Year for a Student > 

1 - Sundays > 52 Sundays > in a year. Generally speaking > Sundays are for 3 S > SHOPPING > SLEEPING > SWAYING around. Days Check - 365-52 = 313 days left.

2 - School Holidays > 50 where weather is HOT n it is difficult to STUDY > School Holidays OF COURSE YAW ! HANG OUT TIME ! Text Books Away ~ Days Check - 313-50 = 263 days left.

3 - 8 hours o less o more > Sleeping Pill ! Daily > so approximately = 30 days spent FOR SLEEPING ONLY ! 141 days left 

-Giggles-


4 - 1 hour for daily RECREATIONAL PURPOSE > Good For Health ma~ 1 Hour TIMES | DIVIDE | MINUS | 15 days > so days left 126 (141-15)

5 - 2 hours daily EATING N OTHER DELICACIES Hours used > 30 days. BALANCE = ~ka-ching~ 96 days left.

6 - 1 hour o More TALKING with other COMMUNICATIVE CREATURE > Human is a social animal > 15 days SPENT ! > TIMES | DIVIDE | MINUS | days left > 81

7 - EXAM DAYS ! At Least > 33 days (First Year Test, Second, Third, bla...bla...bla... Mid Year Exam, FINAL YEAR EXAM, Class Determination Test ...) Urgh ... Stressing ! 81-35= ~ka-ching...ka-ching~ 48 days left.

8 - Quartertly, o perhaps, Half of the year was spent on FESTIVE SEASON > 40 days altogether. Which makes the Balance of 8 days > WOA ! Half way there ...


SO CORRECT ! Dat Question is so EASY MAN ~

9 - 8 days > at least YOU PEOPLE GET SICK ! A WEEK of recovery n makes it all TOTAL ROUND UP FOR >  ka-ching...ka-ching : ONE day left.

10 -  O  dear Citizen > That One particular day is YOUR BIRTHDAY ! How can you study on that day ? Aduhai pon > Hahah > Enjoy !


Aku tak penah plak terpikir nak wat camni kot ~



That's all, this is a FUN CREDIT to ma ex-classmate >Huwaina Attiqah ! Love Ya < Thanx to her, I found this GOLDEN SHEET back (Which she used to hand me over back in the year of 2003 if I'm not mistaken.)

2 comments:

  1. part jwb she's woman tu terbaek.. haha. mcm adek ak yg laki tuh, dah lah tulisan lebeh kurg.

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  2. hahaha...thanx anas..hehehe..terharu aku..hik3..

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