Assalamualaikum :) 

Jumaat shapie ni korang terkejut ngan tajuk entry aku tak? pfft...ok. Kesnya gini, aku ada 2 orang anak buah...scratch that, aku ada err...4 orang, 2 rasmi, 2 lagi tak rasmi, boleh camtu? Ok, so 2 orang anak buah rasmi aku ni, si Icha ngan Akim, both are very creative, nakal, smart and selalu serang aku dengan soalan2 cepumas diorang. 

Situasi 1 

Benda ni jadi about 4 to 5 years back. Time umur Icha 6 tahun *kalau tak silap. Aku temankan Icha main buaian dekat taman. Time ni adik dia si Akim tu belum setahun lagi, so aku melayan Icha jelah. Tengah duk layan2 main buai, sekali dia tanya cenggini. 

Achu...Tuhan tu Jauh eh? Buaikan Icha sampai jumpa Tuhan boleh? Tinggi2, jauh2 sampai jumpa Tuhan.

Assalamualaikum :) 

Semalam family aku angkut ol the kids pg pantai remis. Saja, nak lunch kat pantai, main layang2, buat istana pasir *pfft. Dan...luangkan masa yang berkualiti (direct translation). 

Dua kereta, me and my cousin satu kereta, otw pg tu senyap je masing2. Tho, the trip home, sbb da tukar tempat, me, my akak, abg and my cousin with Akeem *my superbly naughty nephew join dalam satu kereta, pergh...mcm pasar dalam kereta. 

So, citer dia camni. Time kat pantai tu. Kitorang sampai2 je da melahap laksa my mom packed for us. Lepas tu masing2 scattered tak nak tolong kemas barang. *lol. My cousin, my akak and I memasing compete naikkan layang2 sape paling tinggi. While my parents watched the rest of the team trying their level best to build a sand castle yang hado. 

Best main layang2 kat pantai, sbb tak payah lah penat2 nak lari cari angin utk naikkan layang2, sbb kat pantai, mmg angin kuat gila. 

The first funny part was, tengah syok2 main layang2 ni, dan my akak was leading the way. Her kite was the highest, tetibe...layang2 sepupu aku tersangkut kat pokok. ADEH ! How she was so frustrated, tp abg aku tarik/sentap kan jugak sampailah dapat balik, pastu dia resume playing. 

The second and most epic funny part was...masa aku tengah syok naikkan layang2 burung helang aku, lepaskan tali dia sikit demi sikit, sampai tak perasan tali dia da at the end. Then...TUP (>.<) IT MAGICALLY SLIPPED OUT OF MY HAND. Pastu terbang skati dia je. 

D HECK !?

Rupanya, hujung tali tu mmg tak berikat pada pemegang layang2 tu. So, bila da sampai habis aku lepaskan...terus terlepaslah. Duh...

Bestkan? Abg aku membebel, sbb dia beli layang2 tu mahal...mahal like RM8 mahal. Ok, mahal la gak tu kan. :)

Enjoy some pictures aku sempat edit :)

X kenal pun depa ni, anak sape ntah.

Sand Castle in the makin

Tadaa

As u can see...layang2 helang aku terbang nan hado.

Ni, budak berperangai tak senonoh. Org da penat2 buat, dia kasi hanco.

Assalamualaikum

Hey ! Bak balik CD High School Musical aku ! ...tetibe (=.='). Semalam 22.03.13, bday akak aku. Unfortunately, mak abah pg tengok ceramah dkt luar, abang aku pulak recruit 3 orang askar kecik utk temankan kitorang hujung minggu ni. So, diorang jugaklah yang memeriahkan sambutan ulang tahun hari lahir akak aku malam semalam. Aku call cousin aku, dan opah dan Mak Cik aku sekali. Adalah dua tiga kerat menyambut majlis keraian yang hado tu. :) 

Semalam, aku da pesan kat abg aku suh beli kek Secret Recipe, all time favorite-Chocolate Indulgence. I mean like...sapa yg tak suka chocolate indulgence? ehem2. So, later dat night, my mom da masakan laksa, so just serve away. Buat air teh, then sit down, makan ramai2. So the kids pelahap kek je. U know kids...we all pun camtu gak kan time kecik2 dulu, pantang nampak kek. Sedap ke, tak sedap kek...balun kek dulu. Pi lantak la kalau ada asam laksa ke, kari ayam ke, nasi beriyani ke. WHO CARES RITE ! as long as that party got cake. 

Sempat borak ngan opah. :) lama ta borak ngan opah. 

D funny part was, couple of time jugaklah my brother mistaken called me by my sister's name sbb ter-confused her pony tail with my pony tail. Tho dat, my sister's pony tail was longer than mine.

:) terbaek !

Hampir terlupa plak yg aku ada promise kat korang 'beberapa' post lepas yg aku nak publsh gambar pony tail aku rite? Hehe...jgnlah marah. Nah, aku da tunaikan janji-tho some yg da add aku kat fb da tau benda ni like dinosaur times ago. ;) wink.

Assalamualaikum bdak2 cantik :) hey, laki pun ada yg beautifully made ok :) so, terima jelah uol2 ni beautiful. Ok, so otak aktif aku ni dengan tak semena2 keluarkan banyak gila tajuk2 entri, mcm...Kembar Aiskrimlah, Restu, Idola, Pencerobohan Lahad Datu dan beberapa kisah belakang wayang, ah ! Banyak gila nak keluar time pg pasar malam pun asyik keluar idea2 random ni. *benci ! 

Pastu main taip2 lagi kat draft, keluar pulak tajuk lagu Alicia Key ni :) cam best je kan. No, it was like this. My cuz btau kat I yg baru2 ni dia ada download several latest songs, one of it lagu Alicia Key nilah. So, bila dia bukak media player je, mesti nak pasang lagu ni kuat2 pastu nyanyi cam takde orang kat sekeliling dia. pfft. 

Henceforth, since hari ni dia nak pg amik result STPM dia kat skolah. Here's a post for you dear, and a Alicia Key's Girl on Fire song's link dan ada picture comel :) Good luck. 

Bismillah. Dengan nama Allah, Tuhan yang Maha Pemurah lagi Maha Mengasihani. Assalamualaikum :) 

Last post under label ni dekat SINI. Pasal hak follow mollow, which was like ten years ago punya entry. Kali ni, me myself personally will elaborate pasal satu isu yg SANGAT UMUM dan worldwide issue. No, ni bukan kes Lahad Datu (sekali lagi), dan bukan pasal hal2 politik dunia. Ini pasal...as the title suggest...ini hal SOLAT. :) Yup. 

Aku pernah dengar ustazah aku ada citer kat kitorang satu kelas dulu2, pasal soalan yg diajukan oleh Imam Ghazali. *aku rasa korang pun pernah dengar

Apakah yang paling dekat dengan kita, apakah yang paling jauh dengan kita. Apakah yang paling berat dalam dunia ni, apakah yang paling ringan dalam dunia ni. Apakah yang paling tajam dalam dunia ni dan apakah yang paling besar dalam dunia ni. :) 

-Benda paling dekat dengan kita ialah mati. 

-Benda paling jauh dengan kita ialah masa lampau. 

-Benda paling berat dalam dunia ni ialah memegang amanah. 

-Benda paling ringan dalam dunia ni ialah meninggalkan solat. 

-Benda paling tajam dalam dunia ni ialah lidah manusia. *uuh makan dalam tu.

-Benda paling besar dalam dunia ni ialah nafsu. 

So, for this one time only (one time only k) aku bukan nak jadi ustaz atau para ilmuwan agama, tp aku nak jadikan entri ni sandaran pengajaran utk diri aku sendiri. :) 

Pernah tak korang dapat pesanan ringkas dr mak abah korang pasal solat ni. (semua orang Islam pernah kut unless mak abah korang tak kisah pasal korang solat ke tak *SERIOUSLY NO OFFENSE!) so, aku pun termasuklah dalam kategori dpt pesanan tu. Tak kiralah masa sekolah dulu2 ke, time kat kolej ke, even sampai keje dan sampailah sekarang ni. :) 

Dulu masa kat sekolah tak kisah sangat, sbb balik rumah mmg akan kena bebel ngan mak abah. Nas...dah solat ke belum? Tp kat sekolah pun boleh solat, sbb dorongan kengkawan yg baek2 :) muka2 alim kucing tulah yg duk bawak kita gi surau kat sekolah. Walaupun dlm surau boleh gelak2, buat lawak, dan aku pernah menjadi bahan gelak bdak2 sbb diorang dgn sengaja batalkan solat aku. *guys know wad I mean. Bila bdak2 laki kat skolah dibiarkan kat surau sekolah tu...itulah jadiknya. 

Anyhow, time kat kolej pun sama. My abah will send this one text every Friday noon to make sure I get reminded to perform solat Jumaat. :) How sweet is my abah. 

Time practical pun sama, mak abah akan tanya. Dah solat ke belum? Dan depa akan tau, sbb aku mmg jenis tak menipu, *pfft. So, kalau kalau tak solat lagi, diamkan aje, tak berjawab soalan mak abah tu. Then, diorang dengan 'riang ria' akan bg sedas dua-tiga das tembakan kat aku. *you guys know wad I mean kan. Pastu mulalah sesi tarik-tarik muka dgn depa. don't try this at home, cause this is so uncool. :) 

Tp, bila lepas dah solat, then kena tanya ngan soalan camtu. 

Mak: Nas...dah solat ke belum?

dengan pantas dan keyakinan memenuhi dada: DAH ! DAH SOLAT DAH ! *tanda seru tu bukan simbol menengking, tapi simbol yakin :) hehe

See? Hati akan rasa senang je, sbb tak payah nak berperang sangat dgn mak abah. Cause, my mak abah ni, selagi I tak jawab : Ye mak, orang dah solat dah. Selagi tu jugaklah diorang akan tanya. Nas...dah solat dah? Nas...dah solat dah? 

Bila dah banyak2 kali, takdenye nak tanya camtu. Sekali dia bagi...

Nas? makan dah dua tiga kali makan, asyik duduk depan tv tu je. Solat bukannya lama. 5 minit je. Duk depan tv tu nanti zuhur tinggal, asar tinggal. Pergilah solat dulu. (See?) tak sedapkan bunyiknya. :) 

Faham dah maksud aku? Ini cerita aku pasal camne mak abah aku bg friendly reminder kat aku 5 kali sehari untuk solat. :) Rasa best je kalau diorang tanya, kita cepat2 jawab DAH. Pastu diorang zip mulut, tak banyak soal dah. HEBAT KAN :) 

nah aku quote: The Power is in your hand. 

Artist: Demi Lovato

Song: Heart Attack

Lyrics

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Download mp3

Assalamualaikum :) hey

Aku ada belambak2 draft lain yg tak sempat nak hit publish, yet...aku senang lenang nak taip citer baru kat new entry. *pui. 

Hari ni, aku nak ajar korang, camne a simple animal mcm seekor gajah, dan seekor harimau. Which both are at their biggest differences and interest, can actually help you inspire and do well to ur life. :) 

I'm referring to both. Water for Elephant and Life of Pi. 

Aku belajar benda ni dari dua filem yg awesome, bukan saja dari komen yg diberikan oleh penontonnya, tp gak, 2 movie ni menang banyak award. For shor la bukan sesaja dia nak menang kan? Of kos lah, based on the story telling, casts, scripts, best graphics and etc. But, what moves me so hard is that the idea of the story itself. How can a simple movie, aspire one man like me. Aw...how touchy. 

Disebabkan abang aku rajin sgt downloadkan a truckload of movies, which hari tu dia bawak balik Wreck It Ralph dgn Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 ngan Part 2. Pastu the next day dia bawak balik Hobbits An Unexpected Journey dgn Rise of the Guardians. Pergh, la ni...dia bawak Frankenweenie dgn Life of Pie. Oh, dan dia jugak bawak Wawa Semput. (=.=') 

It was long ago aku tengok cite Water for Elephant, mmg moving cite tu. How life is actually the biggest show ever. While, aku tengok cite Life of Pi tu baru2 ni, and I gotta say...both guna pakai animals dalam movie, and it adds up complimenting the movie. Pengajaran dia, kena korek sendiri. Well...as an audience, itu tugas korang utk kenal pasti apa yg pengarah dia nak sampaikan dalam cite tu. Bukan simply, buka mulut dan disuapkan semuanya. Talking bout lessons in movies or tv dramas...

Bila satu family aku ada kat umah n afta dinner, mesti nak tengok tv ramai2. Selalunya malam Jumaatlah, sbb the whole family akan tengok citer Semanis Kurma. :) Ataupun hari Sabtu malam Ahad, sbb nak tengok Cerekarama. So, this is how things work. Mak aku nak tengok drama melayu, while abg aku nak tengok citer omputih. Then, they gonna throw some points. 

Now, here is my brothers' point of view.

Citer melayu ni takde pengajaran, maybe some movies may have, but the rest, lagi2 drama series, mmg pointless. E.g of pointless drama series : I'm gonna say it out loud : VANILA COKLAT. SUPERMAK? like seriously? pfft, citer tu, gonna make me puke rainbows. Ok, so some malay movies with a bag pack of lessons, mcm Hoore Hoore, o perhaps, Songlap. Filem dari pengarah yg dah set the bar so high, like arwah Yasmin Ahmad, the superb director mcm Khabir Bhatia with his project, CINTA o Malaysian favorites, Nur Kasih, o perhaps Rashid Sibir with Tanah Kubur and tonnes more. 

Later that evening, here's my mother's point of view. 

Banyak citer omputih ni ajar yg tak elok. Byk ciom2, peluk2 ajar bukan2 je. Pergaulan bebas...

dan tak habis lagi mak aku nak bidas, abah aku cakap. 

Apa beza cerita melayu? Recently, kitorang duduk depan tv nak give it a try tengok citer Karlos, and end up, first episode dah mengajar budak sekolah isap gam, curik motorsikal, Melayu yg beli nombor ekor? and you guys know wads going to be serve in eps 2 o 3 etc etc. How is that gonna reflect to our children? 

See my point? O in this case...their points? Mak ada point dia sendiri, which is very true, my abg pun got his point, and also my abah. 

Bottomline, (dah hilang cerita harimau dgn gajah aku) filem yg bagus, boleh memberi kesan yg mendalam pada penonton dan membuatkan diorang fikir balik apa yg diorang tengok tadi. So, only few good directors are able to do that. Leave the spectators, to awe in their place, right after the screen rolled up the credits. Pernah korang rasa camtu? Well I do. Dua2 movie ni aku awed afta the credits finished. :) 

Hands down. 

Assalamualaikum

First of all, I'd like to pray for all security units, who'd deployed in Lahad Datu. Doakan keselamatan mereka utk mempertahankan maruah dan keamanan negara Malaysia. You guys already aware of the issue dincha? Well...cam biasa, my advise is, sebelum korang nak share ur thots bout it, tolonglah...I beg you guys, utk buat research, baca dan faham betul2 isu tu. For eg, kalau ada artikel dlm mana2 blog o forum, even nak update apa2 kat fb o twitter, please, please and please make sure ur writing is reliable, dan bukannya menyebarkan fake infos. Cause we're talking bout country issues here, bukan kes bdak perempuan nak mulakan bisnes di fb-page. This is DAMN SERIOUS k. 

Kenapa aku tak buat review pasal benda ni- simply said, aku pun tengah nak cari bahan. Bukan main publish hentam kromo je nak letak material kat blog. Apa2 hal, korang yg akan dipertanggungjawabkan k. Apa yg aku baca kat fb dan blog setakat ni, semua nak saling tuduh menuduh, Sultan Sulu ada kaitan dgn BNlah, ada kaitan ngan Ketua Parti Pembangkang la *geleng2. Kenapa tak cakap, dia ada kaitan dgn seluruh rakyat Malaysia? duh...

Anyhow, entri ni bukan pasal nak huraikan complicated political conflicts Malaysian is having...and tak pernah surut ceritanya, its about some reality checks dat my cousin and I were having during our last sembang2 routine.

So, the other day kitorang sembang2, dari isu respects towards ur parents, ke isu perempuan yg rela dimadukan (this is when we finished watching drama Kerana Lelaki Itu kat tv9) so thanks to dat, it just added to our point list utk perkara disembangkan. Isu kawan yg ntah pape ntah, o in her case, kawan dia tikam dia dari belakang. Sampailah ke isu...FACEBOOK DAN INSTAGRAM. In fact, setiap kali sembang2 routine, mesti nak kaitkan isu ni.

Didcha ever come across any facebookers yang update just a smiley icon then tak sampai 30 minit, dah ada 100 orang like status tu. Ha? Ada tak? Ada kan? kan...baik ngaku. So, frankly aku pun ramai je member yg cenggitu. Depa ni mmg hot stuff, and well...I don't blame them, tp jeles tu ada la sikit. *sikit je k. No, it's like this... So you guys ni hensem/cantik/comel/cun/kacak/smart? so what about it? (ayat menyedapkan hati sendiri). And there is this one trend where as, depa yg da terasa depa ni ramai sgt likers, maybe I suppose some may answer to the likers, but some...are just fishing for likes. Yg tak bley blah lagi...dia pg caption gambar dia as such :
- Shayew tak larh kiut atau chanteque shangat...tp thank kat semuew kawan2 yg like gambar kitew. Shukew sgt :) thank tau. Thanks you so much.
- Ah! Sombong ar semua org yg tak like gambar wa. FUCK you guys.
- Mukew boxsan takdew kejew. Please like pixca. Tq. Love so much.

Aku sengaja letak original size of the pitcha to show...HOW ANNOYED I AM

Assalamualaikum

Hey, apa khabar? Aku doakan semua pembaca blog ni sihat walafiat. It has been such AMAZING journey, thru out my FIVE months of working. Yet, it was just my first experience of earning money by my own. Starts from 24th Sept hari tu, sampailah ke 24th Feb, genaplah lima bulan aku kerja, dan jugak lima bulan aku menjadi Anas yg-alhamdulillah, boleh fikir setapak lebih matang ke hadapan. 

Macam2 perangai orang aku jumpa dalam tempat kerja aku tu. Foreigners yg naik kepala, pk diorang dah bagus sgt kat situ. Customers who'd think that they're right every single time, but they're not even close to that. :) 

Senang citer, it's been  Five months I've been there. Tonnes and dozens of unspeakably great experience I've learnt, meeting new people, making new friends, pissing off my managers, and supervisors simply by getting on their nerves bout my punctuality to work. Having the experience and making a priceless bond with some very close and friendly customers, who'd treat us, not just the staff whom working there, but also as a friend, that they respect. :) 

It's a wonderful color pallet. That place, is a paradise at one side, and serves as a hell at another. Sebab, mana2 tempat kerja pun, akan ada internal conflicts, dan sweet-sweet moments, which we share as a family inside :) One of the chef there, once told me that...if you entered here(my working place) just pretend that all the staffs are your family. Cherish together, and have a lot of fun. 

I had a lot of FUN. and...that, has come to an end. 

Kenapa aku berhenti kerja? 

Good question :) 

Tak semua orang dikurniakan dengan degree of patience yg tinggi. Bila tahap kesabaran kita dah dicabar, melampaui batas...I've decided not to take on to other people, I've made the right choice. By leaving. :) simply said...Silence is Golden. 

Aku memang cepat marah, tp cara aku channel marah aku tu, aku lebih suka diam at first. *I know this sounded bad...tp, aku selalu pandang orang yg buat aku marah (in this case, sapa yg cari pasal dengan akulah) as the lowest most moronic creature that God ever created. *see...sounds bad kan?

Sapa suh cari pasal dengan aku, btw...that's not the point of this entry. I just wanna say, I'm very blissfully thankful, to the person who'd take me thru such joyous working life. :) 

To Allah, which He had pinpointed this fate onto me. To my dear dear beloved parents, they knew that this is the path that I took, and for that, they respected my decision. To my family, to my supportive cousin, and to my friends. :) To all of you who'd prayed for me, during my ups and downs. 

To all my managers, supervisors, ex-staffs, and everyone that make the pallet colorful enough. 

Specially...to my dear Adibah. *wish that she'll read this, sooner or later. 

Just wanna say it out loud...

Allah has jot down that we shall meet, thus He also wrote about us to depart. :) It was meant to be.