• Previously on Nervosa Systema part 1:  Anasyg ada MUET, da sampai kat kolej then tunggu dua lagi membe Anasyg, saje nakot-nakotkan dia pasal Anasyg da masuk bilik peksa, ngechat-ngechat tgok da pukol 11am.

    O'o...da jam 11am ...Kitorang pun bergerak ke arah bilik exam, ada dalam sepuluh orang student kolej kat situ, duduk menunggu bersama-sama. kitorang pun cariklah ceruk-ceruk mana nak duduk. Hehe-ada seat sebenarnya. Tgu dalam lima belas minit, ngechat-ngechat lagi (tu je keje kitorang bertiga kalo da berjumpa, macam BURUNG MURAI tengah makan BERTIH JAGUNG, pastu tersedak dia terus terminum BUZZING COLA) Anasyg pun ta tao Buzzing Cola tu apa, pe ke jad yg kena mengena dgn banyak mulut la, kira ok la tu.

    MUET | Speaking test | Quarantine Room | 11.15am : Kitorang menyesuaikan diri kat dalam bilik (Anasyg ingat-ingat lupa pernah ke Anasyg ada kelas kat situ...) pastu incident dua orang abang technician masuk nak ngechek aircond - pastu Miss Korea masuk. Haha- Miss Korea ni Examiner kitorang, muka mmg sebijik cam orang Korea, mmg kiut miut. English dia sangat fluent. Harosla takkan la dia jadi Examiner kan...

    SijubahHitamKasutPink tu sempat beli makanan ag, sebab dia baru balik dari practice Volleyball so dia ta sarap lagi- kitorang selamba je melantak kat belakang masa dia bg short-briefing kat depan. Haha, yg bestnya, nombor index kitorang dipanggil FIRST ! mmg TA AR ! xx94,xx95,xx96, no Anasyg yg xx96 tu. Kitorang tgah duk sibok ngunyah-ngunyah roti blueberry sengget limaplohsen tu, dia da panggil plak. PakChekbawakbegkertasPutih pun terkejut sama, ahaks.

    MUET | Speaking test | Exam Room | 11.30am : Ada sorang lagi bdak ikut kitorang berMUET, nama dia CikMunirahKechikChomel, sebab dia mmg comel, kecik2 je, bdak Akademi Islam, so, kitorang melangkah la masuk ke dalam bilik exam da serupa cam wad sakit jiwa, sebab masing2 rasanya boleh dengar jantung masing2- Nervosa Systema lol. Mulakan dengan bismillah, Miss Korea pun mulakan tugas dia, kitorang kena sign kat kertas apa ntah cam slip peksa je, then duduk kat tempat yg ditetapkan, CikMunirahKechikChomel sebagai Candidate A, SijubahHitamKasutPink sebagai Candidate B, PakChekbawakbegkertasPutih sebagai Candidate C, dan Urs Truly, Anasyg sebagai Candidate D. Seronoklah kitorang kan, dahlah dapat jadi satu kumpulan, then tajuk dia mmg boleh dijawabla.

    Soalan : You are ask to hold a talk to persuade pre-university students to register to your college, invite a suitable person to give the talk.
    Candidate A : Lecturer
    Candidate B : Student
    Candidate C : Councellar
    Candidate D : Successful University Graduates

    so task A, kena huraikan point individu, then task B, apa lagi, BERJIMBA la, membangkang sana sini, haha-sayangnya kitorang ta sempat conclude sebab da naek syeikh berdebat. Ol n ol, sume Two Thumbs Up ! Memang syiok sangat. Lalu...Nervosa Systema tu hilang sudah. Satu lagi, baru Anasyg tau yg CikMunirahKechikChomel ni, ialah pelajar sem 1, woa, it takes a lot of guts for a jr to sit for this Nervosa Systema Examination k. Salute la

    Kitorang buat keje gila, bukak pintu bilik QUARANTIN, pastu jerit GOOD LUCK kat bdak2 dalam tu, sedangkan ada sorang lagi examiner kat dalam tu, pastu Fiu ... LARI !

    Alhamdulillah, habis sudah Nervosa Systema Anasyg, dan lepas je kitorang da Fiu tu, kitorang gi mencekik. Tujela, masing-masing balik, PakChekbawakbegkertasPutih hantar Anasyg sampai KTM.

    Terima kaseh sebb sudi baca cerita merapu ni k. Sebelum nak mem-blah dari blog ni, Anasyg ada beberapa gamba yg boleh jadi representative untuk emotions and feeling Anasyg sepanjang semalam dan hari ni.

    Yang Hitam tu SEBELUM MUET
    Yang berwarna tu SELEPAS MUET 

     Gamba bunga pink tu, mmg real k, ada kat dalam bilik Anasyg ni hah. 



    Yang ni untuk 
    SijubahHitamKasutPink dan  PakChekbawakbegkertasPutih 

    Da abis da pun. Chiao ya !

  • Selamat Sejahtera ke atas anda Dear Bloggars sekalian - Yuhue - pe ke jad nyer Nervosa Systema ni? Hoho - inilah nak mai habak kat hangpa (maafkan budak bongkak ta reti speakang utara ni...biakan dia)

    Cerita dia - Anasyg baru lepas saat-saat genting dalam hidup dia - pe ke jad? Huhu - Malaysian Universities English Test-in short MUET ! Sedih ta? Sape da hamik MUET-sila pisahkan webcam korang dari laptop-Hihi
    Oleh itu, Anasyg haruslah pulang ke tanah air-tempat tumpah darah mengaji English- banyaklah tumpah darah segala-kena balik kolej dan bersiap sedia ngan semua possibility untuk pengsan tengah jalan.

    First-ofol, Nervosa systema itu ialah bahasa sain-tak-tifik untuk definition : TERLAMPAU SANGAT LAH GEMENTAR sampai sistem-sistem saraf sume sukar untuk berfungsi (da cakap da bia je dak bongkak ni) ol n ol, memang itulah yg terjadi kat Anasyg, dari hari semalamnya sampailah ke detik nak masuk bilik peksa tu. Longgar lutut. Jom citer dari mula ar, cambest je : Nak dgar ta? kalao rasa ta sanggup boleh leave k- takde paksaan pun.

    Amik ko, Anasyg wat DIARI MATERIAL dia, senang skit korang nak baca ye ta :

    13|10|11 Khamis, 6 pg. Bangun-mandi-sembahyang subuh-siap-abah hanta gi bus stop. bas dalam kul 7 camtu - mmg da target nak sampai ktm dalam kul 7.45am camtu. Then, terus lega dapat duduk. Dengan sejuknya, mmg TA AR !

    7.45am-Stesen KTM Sg. Buloh. train shuttle delayed- so kena tgu train lg satu, jadual patut kul 8 suku dia sampai, but then 8 setengah baru sampai - u know wat- E.T.S tu datang, sapa tu? Mak tiri Anasyg ke? haha, korang ni lawak ar -,-' Electric Train Services la, yg enam couch tu. Fuyyoh- mmg TA AR ! Anasyg dah cuak da kan, sebab ni PESTIME ni, slalu dia guna sistem Ekpress two-ways, yg amik kat KL-Sentral n drop out kat  Ipoh/Seremban tu, tak ke gila kalau Anasyg naek then, dia teruih je sampai ke Ipoh, apa Anasyg nak buat kat situ? Beli Ipoh White Coffee? Kendian, ternampak ramai gila yang masuk train tu, sekali dgn Auntie-auntie familiar turun kat Kepong tu, dalam kepala otak Anasyg : Ea, takkan mak chek-mak chek ni nak gi Ipoh gak kut. Haha, tak lah, mmg kali ni E.T.S tu wat sistem Transit- yakni, hop in, hop off tu. So, dengan yakinnya Anasyg pun duduklah. Memang syiokla train tu. Dengan tv dia yg mengancam - pasang citer Jackie Chan | citer perang-perang pe benda ntah-balik tu Anasyg carik kat Incik Google, ni hah tajuknyer - Little Big Soldier

    Layankan aje citer kat tv mengancam tu, walaopun, AUDIO nyer MUTE yer- nampak aksi je, dan subtitle. Haha. Lepas tu dia pasang citer ni :

    Tak ke korang nak tergelak kan? Memang time tu, dah ramai dah dalam train, so nak tengok pun cam MOTIF? tengok tom n jerry dalam tren sesak tu...haisyh. 

    KTM-Bangi,9.30am.Alhamdulillah sampai, ada baki sejam setengah lagi, sebab pekse Anasyg tu start kul 11am. Member Anasyg sorang ni patutnya nak bertolak ngan Anasyg sekali tapi, duk call ta dapat-dapat. Hmmm...jalan jelah- Pok Chik Prebet Kejam, mengenakan bayaran LIMA RINGGIT kat Anasyg, sebelum ni elok je naek sorang kena RM3, KEJI beno perbuatan anda itu. 

    Kolej | 10.30am. Anasyg call member Anasyg yg sorang lagi. 

    Anasyg : Yeobsaeyo
    SijubahHitamKasutPink : Yeobsaeyo Anasyii

    Anasyg : Where u at?
    SijubahHitamKasutPink : Blakang PKK-U katne?
    Anasyg : Kelas Madam Zuhrah, datang ar, kita ngechat-ngechat

    Beliau datang dalam 10 minit kendian, selepas tu kawan Anasyg yg sorang lagi tadi call

    PakChekbawakbegkertasPutih : ko kat ne?
    Anasyg : weh, aku da masuk exam rum la, ko kat ne, ko kena masuk kumpulan laen nnt weh. (dgn suara yg sgt riso)
    PakChekbawakbegkertasPutih : KO DA MASUK KE? BIA BTOL...KO KAT NE NI (seyes chuak suara beliau)
    Anasyg : (menyerahkan hp beliau kepada SijubahHitamKasutPink) Hahaha-kitorang gelakkan dia. Padan muka, tulah, semalam beria cakap nak datang sejam awal. Kitorang pun berkumpul dan ngechat-ngechat. 

    O'o...da jam 11am... Bersambung. (bajet drama petang-petang)
  • HMB ! In short for Henyo Menggo Bloggars - Welcome again for another fun time with Hidden Mickey - LOL - Hidden Symbol in these logos - Now comin in Part II - Enjoy






















    Got it ? Scroll em up back again if u don't - Nayh - its way too easy rite?
  • Salam Henyo Menggo Bloggars - in short SHMB - Wad d ... Another hate-mail comin rite up, would it be sufficient if we just hate one thing from someone n not his ENTIRE story -

    The Plague happening amongst Malaysian Bloggers nowadays, they post to many posts-which is not entirely read by any of his o her followers, enable shout box, disable comment features (scared of dealing with people's critics) n what seems too good to be truth is these 5 things :

    - Music provided : BUT NOT THE ON/OFF BUTTON -while at the same time that particular blogger post SO MANY videos which you can't even listen to because of the faults of the SYOK SENDIRI AUDIO. One thing pals : Yes you are the owner of ur blog, ur musics were ur choice, but CHOP ! is it that u have NON-FOLLOWER who'd followed u? Ok, then, they wanna read ur blog, then, they wanna hear something GOOD- not something that u alone felt good- but not the ears of others. Be considerate !

    - TOO MANY FLASHES and BLINK2 - ok- i understand the IRRESISTIBLE add designs, add flashes, add blink2, but girl/o in this case- boy... IT WAS TOO MUCH ! sakit mata lol Control of the simplicity of ur blog templates : One thing is that : Yes IT IS UR BLOG memang ada haku kesah : but the thing is : WE : US : ur follower, we want ur blog to be easy reading-Nak load pun da half-day : let alone all the flashes n ur add. Ringankan beban pembaca anda ye.

    - NEXT : PICTURES : uhui ... photo albums, yet again : I do NOT care less about ur photos u wanna post, but girl/o in this case boy... Ur post was only THREE LINES space-taken, which is can be loaded in a nick of time, but UR PHOTOS, were all over the place. From top till the bottom of the web-server. Adoi, beragak lah. N if it was the photos related to your post, its ok though, but what if ... IT WAS JUST YOUR PHOTOS? With the damn same POSE ! Imagine 140 plus plus PHOTOS, with ur signature MULUT ITIK-Pose, o KERUT DAHI-Pose, o SEDAYA UPAYA MEMBESARKAN MATA-Pose, o HANDS ON THE HIPS-Pose, o disgusting Lick-to-be Lidah terjelir Pose... Adoi ... I'll give u a F. Figure that out. 

    - Last but not least, the ORIGINALITY of ur post. Peeps, be original, even if u wanna copy paste something, give some credits to the owner, by tagging their names or sites they owned, but don't write something SO VAST : which we know it doesn't even come out from ur brainy, then, U CLAIMED it was urs. Hey, apa hukumnya mencuri lol.

    So, as a CONCLUSION, u r d owner of ur own BLOG, u r d one who is RESPONSIBLE at what u write, be considerate, be simple, be original - da macam tagline Hadidas plak, ouh n one more thing, MIND WHAT U TYPED. Chiao Bloggers.

    p/s : this Hate-mail is purposely generated in English so that the person mentioned will NOT be able to understand
  • Just Some gag-giggle stuff | Alah-you know how to have fun in Five mins










    Really x 10 FAIL !
  • Henyo Menggo - Enjoy Kelapa Lemon this time around - showin u guys, d BEST Double Meanin Logos - Dope!























    Captured ol of em? Check again then ... ^^ Gud Lax






  • Salam - Henyo Menggo semua Bloggars ku sayang (syg Anasyg x? Choi la kalau x syg- Lalala) Ni pe cer da lama ta ngupdate ni Anasyg? Lol, busy la maapkan patik ya rakyat2 sekalian, sekarang ni barulah ada mood skit nak ngupdate - 


    Pe ke jad nye Blog Buzz ni? Oh, Stop! Ini ialah satu lagi segmen baru Anasyg, kali ni Anasyg akan meng-introduce-kan kat korang sekalian, LAGU-LAGU Fevret Anasyg, ta suka boleh jalan k- satu entri
    Blog Buzz ni satu je lah k : Pilihan Anasyg hari ni ialah ... All time Fevret | Charice - As Long As You're There 



    Lagu ni first on-aired kat Anasyg punya Fevret tv series-GLEE! dr situ, terus tangkap leleh ngan lagu ni : Enjoy

    p/s : Ni ada lirik skali kalao korang nak Karok kat blog ni k 
    Hmmm!
    Hmmmm!
    All my life I waited for the right
    Moment to let you know
    I don’t wanna let you go!
    But Now I realize there’s just no perfect time
    To confess how I feel,
    This much I know is real!
    So I refuse to waste one more second
    without you knowing my heart.

    Chorus:
    Baby, ‘cause I don’t need anything else but your love!
    Nothing but you means a thing to me, I’m incomplete!
    When you’re not there, holding me, touching me,
    I swear all of the rest could just disappear.
    And I wouldn’t even care, as long as you’re there!

    Take these words,
    Don’t let them go unheard,
    This is me reaching out
    I hope you can hear me now!
    ‘Cause baby, my heart says stay
    Take it, it’s yours to break
    I’d rather try and lose
    Than keep this love from you!
    Yeahhh!
    So I refuse to waste one more second
    Without you knowing my heart!

    Chorus:
    Baby, ‘cause I don’t need anything else but your love!
    Nothing but you means a thing to me, I’m incomplete!
    When you’re not there, holding me, touching me,
    I swear all of the rest could just disappear.
    And I wouldn’t even care, as long as you’re there!

    Each day and night that I kept this a secret
    It killed me, it’s time to share what I feel inside!

    Chorus:
    Oh, I don’t need anything else but your love
    Nothing but you means a thing to me, I’m incomplete!
    When you’re not there, holding me, touching me,
    I swear all of the rest could just disappear.
    And I wouldn’t even care, as long as you’re there!
  • Assalamualaikum Bloggars - apa khabar anda? Sihat kah? Rindu kat makwe? Rindu kat pakwe? Anasyg ta ... Anasyg bdak baek, mana ada lah makwe pakwe ni- Pewlis (--') Anasyg ada Mak saye, dan Pak saye je ... Hak hak- Okai okai, apa cer entri kali ni? Nak hate-mail orang lagi ke Anasyg? Oh, nehi nehi, kali ni Anasyg nak share-share skit, pasal HARI TERAKHIR SEMESTER 5 Anasyg kat kolej Anasyg.

    Macam-macam perasaan ada masa nak chiao keluar tadi- hmmm... nak cite dari mula dia - here goes

    Lepas sembahyang jumaat tengahari tadi, member Anasyg minta tolong settlekan beberapa hal, which was his job but he gotta run, dia nak balik awal sebab dah janji ngan member dia, then Anasyg la yang kena memikul tanggungjawab itu, Haha bukannya ada apa sangat, gi jumpa a couple of lects je, bagi barang then settle, the thing here is, after all the frets and struts, kena pegi check out lagi, pastu kemas barang lagi, adoi .... memang PENAT.

    Abah Anasyg nak amik malam tu, (AT FIRST) then tugas itu diambil alih oleh hakak Anasyg, terima kaseh lah pada beliau. Then dengan keadaan kolej yang makin sunyi, dan percayalah Anasyg nak buat dua statement ni :

    - Anasyg is the last person on my level-meanin org laen yg level same ngan Anasyg sume dah balik.
    - and I am the only one left (representing my BELOVED COURSE) Anasyg sorang je ... adoi.

    Oh and one more thing, tadi, SANGAT HORROR ! berani berani kan diri je lah, hehe

    Aftawards, hakak Anasyg started driving, dengan muka seposen, Anasyg pandang belakang, tengok bilik Anasyg makin lama makin jaoh ... hmmm rindu plak. So, it comes to this ... FAREWELL n GOODBYE-s.

    InsyaAllah, sem depan (sem akhir Anasyg) akan lebih BEST+HAPPENING+BOLD+dan seharusnya SEDIH PLUS PLUS.

    Tu jelah kisahnya. Blog ya later.
  • Assalamualaikum Kengkawan - dan salam Henyo Menggo pada semua Bloggars ! Ada sihat ke? Ada apa2 berita terdampar? Wait ... Wad? Apa tu berita terdampar ? Haha- berita terdampar tu lagi hebat dari berita tergempar- sebab berita tu dibiarkan sahaja terdampar tidak dilaporkan (memang meraban da budak ni)

    Well, Kelapa Lemon datang lagi. Apa plak kali ni? Aha !, tengok sendiri la... Enjoy ya :)



     

    Hope these help !
  • Henyo Menggo ! Bloggars...wah rindu kat korang sume, da lama Anasyg ta ngupdate yer. Maafla yer, sebab dua minggu ni saya sedang berperang...wah ! Berperang hebat punya,yakni EXAM !

    Exam Anasyg starts on 19th and ends on 29th. Tiga paper shj, so dun worry much k, Anasyg can totally nailed this-haha-bongkak gila ko Anasyg. 

     Btw, bongkak ke ta bongkak ke, Anasyg harap doa dari kalian semua, moga Anasyg boleh menjawab semua soalan dlm semua kertas pekse tu. Wish me LUCK ya ! Chaiyo
  • A cute little fight
    A cute little tortoise is about to fight with an angry lion | but right before the duel, both speak up

    lion : put down your bag
    tortoise : tie your hair
    Driving with Penguins
     
    A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

    The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."

    The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

    Boy, Officer & Squirrel

    A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

    "Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature i shall personally do to you"

    "In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"

    Cross-eyed Dog

    A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

    "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

    Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."

    "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

    "No, because he's really heavy"

    Purchasing A Turkey

    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

    She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

    The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
  • Deary Bloggars, Henyo Menggo ~ Howchadoin - long time no hupdate ur blog la Anasyg ... ^^ chillax, now, for d real late starter, KELAPA LEMON is HERE !

    Enjoy these COOL HOSOME PIX which you will have to blink TWICE then take a look at it again ... WHO DARE NOT TO LOOK AT THESE PIX FOR ONLY THREE SECONDS ? Who ? Who ?

    Bydway~Enjoy

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