• | Let Loose d Tense | No. 4 |

    A cute little fight
    A cute little tortoise is about to fight with an angry lion | but right before the duel, both speak up

    lion : put down your bag
    tortoise : tie your hair
    Driving with Penguins
    A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

    The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."

    The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

    Boy, Officer & Squirrel

    A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

    "Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature i shall personally do to you"

    "In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"

    Cross-eyed Dog

    A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"

    "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

    Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."

    "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

    "No, because he's really heavy"

    Purchasing A Turkey

    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

    She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

    The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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