Popcorn Filem : Iron Man 3

Assalamualaikum

Bila last aku gi tengok wayang ea? Err...September taon lepas? Choi...lamanya dik non. Ok, so semalam, abg aku full-sponsored a trip ke Midnight Movie kat Lotus Five Star Cinema kat One Plaza Kuala Selangor, cinema comel yg hado. Yelah, initial intention tu sebenarnya nak bawak anak buah terchinta gi tengok Ayaq Man. *mmg dia sebut gitu. Ayaq Man (sian si Stark tu, jatuh saham dari Can Man, kepada Lelaki Air) wakakaka. 

Friendly Reminder: Dlm review aku ni ada some spoilers. So, read at ur own risk. Okbai.

There are tonnes of fan-made alternative posters for this movie. Check this LINK. 

So, the trip consist of both my akak, my abang, my lovely anak buah, and darling *my cousin and yours truly...aku ler. Ma parents interrogate kitorang time masing2 bersiap lepas isya tu. 

Ni nak pegi mana melawa ni? Dengan selamba aku cakap: Gi tengok wayang ar mak, nak ikut? Unfortunately she refused. 

*mana citer Iron Man-nya nas? Chillax man...we'll get there. Kesian kat kami, sbb tiket utk 10.30pm dah habis. So, another session was Midnight, nak tak nak...kitorang dah miles away from home kan. Bedal jelah. *memang plan awal nak amik Midnight pun. So, mengisi masa lapang-lagi-terbuang kitorang tu. 

Karaoke le jawabnya. 

*We'll eventually get to the Iron Man part...for the time being, korang kena baca citer aku karaoke OK? 

2 jam karaoke? Mampu? Memang 'cita2' abg aku nak melalak sampai berdarah anak tekak. Cer teka berapa lagu kitorang nyanyi? 20 lagu? 30 lagu?

YOU'RE WRONG FOLKS. 

Weolls ended up singing to almost 70 songs plus2. How'd us manage that? Mana tak nya? Some songs didn't even make it to the chorus, kitorang asyik tekan NEXT button je. Funny part was, for the first 30 minutes, lagu2 tu semua my akak yg set, tp satu pun dia tak nyanyi, kitorang yg pegang mike ni hentam kromo nyanyi cam katak panggil  hujan. Honestly, suara katak panggil hujan hundred times better. 

Well, that's the point of karaoke kan?

Ok, cut this, lets just go to the movie please. 

So...er...Tony Stark ialah Iron Man...and he lives happily ever after. Tamat.

BUUU!

Nak review apa ea? Ok, sinopsis ada kat SINI. 

My brief sinopsis is: Tony Stark narrate the beginning and at the end of the story. Dia citer balik, camne dia boleh kenal this one botanist lady, turn out to be one of the antogonist *ops spoiler. Then, current issue is, someone was hiding under the name Mandarin *klaka je nama Mandarin. This freak guy, dia mengaku seorang terrorist, dan menjadi dalang utk beberapa kes random bombing. So, he's the new bad guy yg akan di kick-ass oleh Tony. :) Tadaa. brief kan sinopsis. 

The cons: I'm gonna go with the bad stuff dlm movie ni ok. First stop is, the skeptical of having Muslim image as the terrorist, I mean, American Movie mana yg tak guna that image as a terrorist, nama dah Mandarin, tp still ada unsur2 agama yg tidak menyenangkan. 

Luckily, itu je yg aku tak suka pasal movie ni, tho lot of the scenes are pretty predictable and some are shocking at the same time.Mcm scene Pepper (Gwyneth Paltrow) cover Tony dari runtuhan rumah dia, and Tony introduces us to his Iron Suits Collection which he consider as a hobby. Bapak smart ;) 

The pros: Byk yg aku boleh kudoskan filem ni. Cara Robert Downey Jr berlakon tu takyah persoalkan lagilah, even tho u guys know, half of the movie was on green screen, tp CGI effect dia mmg superb. Some scenes which I love the most, mcm scene rumah Tony kena missile attack. How Pepper turns out to be real hot and spicy Pepper ;) wink2. The last battle at the oil derrick. That one, kalau boleh aku nak berdiri sbb sgt AWESOME. 

Hands down, 10 out of 10. Aku confuse skit pasal ending dia, either dia dah quit jadi Iron Man, because he  underwent a surgery when they pull out his glowing heart, *pe kejadah nama menatang tu, o simply dia upgrade something new. But, I am dying to see more of Gwyneth Smokin Scene lepas dia jadi Extremist. Maybe, she should keep it that way, and the director could go for Iron Man 4 : Pepper Reawaken. Gitchu. :)

Ni ada additional kudos nak bg kat sweetheart Gwyneth. Congrats sbb dinobatkan sbg The Most Beautiful Woman of 2013 by People magazine. Wa caya sama lu! Dahlah pandai nyanyi dlm Glee, pastu kick-ass dlm Iron Man, pastu jadik Most Beautiful Woman plak. Weewit. Oh. did I mention she's in her 40's.

p/s: sorrylah terpanjang. Well, kata pun movie review, kalau tak panjang takyahlah review.