• Woap ! Enyo peeps ... Anasyg rasa sangat gumbira sekarang ni kos, ma blog is OFFICIALLY IN HER TWO YEARS TIME. Flashback balik, Anasyg buat blog ni time sem 1, masa kelas lab Mr. KhirulNizam (thanks to him btw) dan terima kasih pada kawan saya ! Cik Paan, anda adalah pencetus. Dengan entri pertama yang cam Gampang en? Ni hah entri pertama Anasyg masa first establish blog tak seberapa ni. Klik ar kat sini then memang tergelak balik ar baca the first few months punya entries. Sangat immature dan merapu meraban je.

    Fortunately, blog yg baru dua tahun jagung ni dapat bertahan. Alhamdulillah, dan followernya makin bertambah (lagi sekali Alhamdulillah) tak berapa kira sangat pasal follow-memfollow ni, yg penting saja nak kongsi cerita dan pengalaman je. Rite.

    Anasyg munyer SEKSITED sampai fb ,punya profile pic pun meraikan ulang tahun kedua blog ni. Ni gambarnya :

     
    Bersemangat Anasyg buat heading ni khas untuk blog ni ... hihi


    Apa-apa hal, doakan Anasyg dan blog ni sendiri, sihat walafiat k, dan dapat terus mem-BLOG-ing !
  • Mana anasyg pergi ? ouh sudah lama sudah tidak meng-hupdate ini blog, ouh, inilah alasan nyer ... 

    10 - 11 - 12 Jun 2011 - yup mark dat date , kengkawan anasyg n d whole peepies ... kami sudah dapat sijil RESMI tuk naik pelamin ! yuhue ~ namanya ialah KURSUS PEMBANGUNAN KELUARGA :: Kolej anasyg wat kursus kawen ni tuk budak-budak final year kat kolej ni, ala-ala persediaan tok kawen ar, toksah amik kursus kat luar dah~ gitu. 

    btw- keseluruhan kursus 2 hari 3 malam tu SANGAT-SANGAT-SANGAT best ! sebab banyak bahasa baru yg kami belajar - dan diperkenalkan dengan pelbagai realiti hidup perkahwinan dan kes-kes berkaitan dunia perkahwinan ni. 

    Ramai yg wat perception negatively-sebelum kursus, tapi bila da nak habis (time 12 Jun, sebelum Zohor tu habis) suma dah dok merindui saat-saat manis kitorang tergelak sampai nak terkucil dah. Sakit perut, sakit pipi, dan yg paling penting SENANG HATI. 

    Overall, kitorang ada 13 Kuliah dalam masa 3 malam 2 hari tu. Tapi ada beberapa penceramah jemputan dia ialah pegawai dari JAIS yg kesemuanya memperkenalkan kami dengan BAHASA-BAHASA YG SANGAT CHANTEQUE dalam dunia perkahwinan. Samada double meaning/straight forward/berlapik sikit/ tak berlapik langsung. Semuanya diperkenalkan kat kitorang. Memang menyayat hati, sebab ada budak pompuan sampai nangis-nangis soh berenti wat lawak. 

    Dengan makanan yg MASYUK (bolehlah tahap tu, sebab dia punya tupperware dia ada 3 compartments so considered MASYUK ar) haha~ btw, KURSUS ni memang sangat syok. WORTH IT :: dan semua ma peepies akan merindui gelak tawa hilai cam orang gila kat dalam dewan kuliah tu. 

    All together now :: kepada kengkawan yg da (incase) terlupa akan quote-quote lawak yg dituturkan oleh kesemua penceramah-penceramah itu, yang MAMPU MEMECAHKAN PERUT DAN USUS KECIL DAN BESAR kita, ni ada beberapa QUOTES yg anasyg masih ingat sampai sekarang (sebab anasyg mmg tulis pun) ENJOY OMCEH :: 


    * "Isteri WAJIB menghiburkan suaminya di rumah :: Pakai cantik-cantik ... PAKAI BUNGA MANGGAR kat kepala"
    * "Jangan malas nak masak :: nanti kena label ISTERI RAJIN BERIBADAH :: TAK LUPA SOLAT :: tapi tak reti masak, sampai suami sendiri tanya :: sambil pegang pinggan lauk NI HALAL KE TAK NI?"
    * "Suami kena jadi IMAM, jangan sampai isteri nek fed-up, isteri bagi telekung kat suami :: Nah bang, pakai telekung ni, duk blakang, bia saya pakai kopiah tu, biar saya yg jadi imam"
    * "Nak merisik, pompuan jangan demand harga mahal-mahal, MUKA MACAM CANTIK ... laki plak jangan nak perasan sangat dengan pompuan yg dia nak, nak yg perfect, MUKA SENDIRI TAK SIAP LAGI"
    * "Kes saya ni buat saya KANSER HATI je :: ramai yg cakap, USTAZ TAHU TAK ? USTAZ,CUBA USTAZ BAYANGKAN ... CUBA USTAZ JADIK SAYA, aduhai bun"
    Ni adalah yg paling popular skali :: TAKDE SIAPA PUN YG AKAN LUPA :: even siri lepas-lepas pun dia guna lawak yg sama

    * " Budak pompuan ni faham ke apa aku cakap? sambil memandang selamba :: NAK LUKIS ?"

    So itulah hayat-hayat yg digunakan oleh dorang | kat bawah ni ada dua-tiga pic yg MEMBOKTIKAN kitorang dah betui-betui ELIGIBLE tok Kahwen |
    Dari kanan plak (yg pandang kamera je k) : Separa berdiri tu Budi | Sham | Jeff | dan Isa


    dari kiri : Jeff | Sham | Jasmin | Maria | Julie 


    sangat happy ngan sijil memasing


    Ouh bahgianya sungguh | nampak kitorang sumer tersonyum itu 


    dari kiri (dak laki) : Budi | Sham | Kamarul | Isa | Jeff 


    dak pompuan : Siti | Izzati | Lisa | ngan Wani
    Lololo | Mari katakan YA pada kursus kawen | c ya peepies :: Jeff argue ngan aku pasal peepies, aduhai bun.
  • Ohayo U' - japanese greeting (let d spelling be k)

    It's been quite a while I haven't post o hupdate anything in ma blog rite-yup missin ol d following thingy and blogwalking, but today, I had d possesion on ma sis laptop n her new bb-O Yeah. 

    I am officially registered in ma FIFTH semester and MA LAST YEAR here in ma college, -dats explain y I've been missing for about three weeks, I barely got time to surf d net, then with ol d shenanigans happening around, nek pening kepala aku, everything happened at once. - O Great Allah, lend me a strength o two, to survive dis. ~Amin.

    So I'm goin to tell ya guys out there, wad is d Reality of being a MALAYSIAN CITIZEN - sounds down-gredding haha - but ya'ah, it is. If anybody notices the public transportation add anywhere in the FAKE SCREEN - They are ... LIES 

    Why did I say so? Cause yes, after some like FOUR (F-with four little stars) decades, still d same TRAIN TRAFFIC, I read an article talking bout this problem, SUPRISINGLY, statistic was highlighting dat only 20% of Malaysians are using public transport, WAD D ? If u guys familiar with KTMB-o perhaps anything on trains and buses, u'll see, when it reaches d climax hours, like LUNCH at 1-2pm, and at Most 4-8pm, is D MOST ANNOYING TIME TO RIDE D TRAIN. I'm telling you based on experience, I remembered ma first time taking KTM, from Sg. Buloh to Mid Valley, which is one of the most HAWT SPOT for people to SARDINE-ing the couch. 

    Below is d listing of d Hawt Spot : KL Central, Bandar Tasik Selatan, Mid Valley, Kepong Sentral, and ma station-Sg. Buloh. To get to Sg. Buloh from d place dat I'm studying now, at Bangi, it took 14 stations and AN HOUR and 15 minutes of journey. It is always fix like dat, unless something happen to d train k-Nauzubillah. 

    D thing is, when there is any available seat, I can enjoy sitting for d rest of ONE HOUR, but if it does NOT? aduhai pun kan? so d deal is dat, I got a QUOTE yesterday, because I didn't get any seat through out d track. Standing at one corner, when you can't even move to d rite o to d left-URGH DAT SUCKS ! 

    Even though it is a BITTER part to swallow, though dat is d only thing public relies on to get to any destination-safe n CHEAP. haha, comparing to those SELFISH-bawak INSPIRA sorang-sorang, Berangan je, EARTH IS DYING LOL- 

    -keep hupdating later dudes, Gotta run-


  • If you are married you'll have Anniversary, but since I am unmarried yet~ and still a student in a local college, Happy Semasary for me ~ New Sem Yaw! Best Stike. Yesterday was d registration day, I suppose I am early a day for the reg, but | HADE HAKU KESA | 

    Early in d mornin. ma father drop me at KTM station and I have to head out to BANGI ~ JA...UH tu. One hour and 15 minutes ride. Luckily there were tons of empty seats avaliable, because it was 8.35 in the mornin. I remember there was this UNCLE~old man carrying a briefcase-probably heading to work, he BEBEL2 about Young people should stand n respect the Old people ~ he was talking in Chinese English ~ Haduhai Pon...
    I was about to stand to POLITELY give him my seat, because he was standing directly in front of me~ so I thought he was complaining just to have a seat. But~seconds away from my SACRED INTENTION, | Boleh? | He starts to talk about the HEALTHINESS OF STANDING ! | weh HUNCLE ~ lho mau duduk enggak? |


    So I decided to let him Stand ~ haha padan muka kau ~ after a while, he still talking in -HE ALONE UNDERSTAND HIS SLANG- a bunch of teenagers in front of him, they just relpied to him with some ERRR ... HAHA ... | takleh nak kata apa dah | Nevermind him, so he leaves at Kepong Central if I'm not mistaken, and I made ma way ~ arrived Bangi and waved by AN ANNOYING PAK CIK PREBET SAPU-which cost me 3 hengget, thnking dat ma ODM already strucks 9.45am, |Sapu jelah| so I arrived at Ma Lovely College | Sesape dak kolej aku, hmmm...tau sangat aku mempropakan diri | 

    D main hall was already crowded, filled with students, and MAK n PAK students. This sems Reg process was a lil different than the last sems, we students haf to get our MENTOR (which is our Lects) stamps and signature, then after that, we can proceed with the reg. so FIRST THING FIRST, I ran to ma Faculty Block and get it done~thanx to ma Mentor and her roomate~

    Next ! Bursary Line ~ Hell Long like River Nile~ I stand and waited like from 10am till 12.15 if I'm not mistaken, then I'm done and head off to the residence unit, and hell again, this time around, one of the FCUK staff, | dengan Bongkak CELAKA| ask me to get ma MENTOR's stamp~ unfortunately, ma mentor don't know bout dat~ well it was SHORT NOTICED | BHUDUH betuil staff berkenaan| settling up here and there ~ took me up till 1.30 pm sharp -just before AZAN ZOHOR- 

    For me, this sems reg procedure was a LIL SHIT but I can finish it up pretty quick~unlike last sems, it took me TWO HELL DAYS to finish JUST TO REG~ |gile punya kolej| Up next~ waitin for ma SCANDALs finish up~ then we head off to our DORM~ |Ni dah masuk citer lain dah| 

    p/s : I am really grateful to ma ONE AND ONLY GOD~ Alhamdulillah for the result~ Although it was a lil Frustrating~ because I didn't top off ma target but It was worth it.

  • Hahaha ~ Ready for the answer ? > Its quite MATHEMATICAL n Calculucious, Ok Here We Go ! >

    It's not the fault of the students if he or she failed, because A YEAR. only has 365 days (WHICH IS MATHEMATICALLY REASONABLE) Why they didn't have ample time to Study > Check this out ...

    Typical Academic Year for a Student > 

    1 - Sundays > 52 Sundays > in a year. Generally speaking > Sundays are for 3 S > SHOPPING > SLEEPING > SWAYING around. Days Check - 365-52 = 313 days left.

    2 - School Holidays > 50 where weather is HOT n it is difficult to STUDY > School Holidays OF COURSE YAW ! HANG OUT TIME ! Text Books Away ~ Days Check - 313-50 = 263 days left.

    3 - 8 hours o less o more > Sleeping Pill ! Daily > so approximately = 30 days spent FOR SLEEPING ONLY ! 141 days left 

    -Giggles-


    4 - 1 hour for daily RECREATIONAL PURPOSE > Good For Health ma~ 1 Hour TIMES | DIVIDE | MINUS | 15 days > so days left 126 (141-15)

    5 - 2 hours daily EATING N OTHER DELICACIES Hours used > 30 days. BALANCE = ~ka-ching~ 96 days left.

    6 - 1 hour o More TALKING with other COMMUNICATIVE CREATURE > Human is a social animal > 15 days SPENT ! > TIMES | DIVIDE | MINUS | days left > 81

    7 - EXAM DAYS ! At Least > 33 days (First Year Test, Second, Third, bla...bla...bla... Mid Year Exam, FINAL YEAR EXAM, Class Determination Test ...) Urgh ... Stressing ! 81-35= ~ka-ching...ka-ching~ 48 days left.

    8 - Quartertly, o perhaps, Half of the year was spent on FESTIVE SEASON > 40 days altogether. Which makes the Balance of 8 days > WOA ! Half way there ...


    SO CORRECT ! Dat Question is so EASY MAN ~

    9 - 8 days > at least YOU PEOPLE GET SICK ! A WEEK of recovery n makes it all TOTAL ROUND UP FOR >  ka-ching...ka-ching : ONE day left.

    10 -  O  dear Citizen > That One particular day is YOUR BIRTHDAY ! How can you study on that day ? Aduhai pon > Hahah > Enjoy !


    Aku tak penah plak terpikir nak wat camni kot ~



    That's all, this is a FUN CREDIT to ma ex-classmate >Huwaina Attiqah ! Love Ya < Thanx to her, I found this GOLDEN SHEET back (Which she used to hand me over back in the year of 2003 if I'm not mistaken.)
  • Yup Bloggers ~ Anasyg is on his counting down-process. It has been a long-long-long journey of his free days on his holidays, so he better bring the spirit back, to move that lazy bum and go face a whole new challenge of his campus day. Anasyg will continues on his Third year at his college, and he will bring something new (Well at least he thinks it that way) , for ma fellow classmate, you guys do too ya, get ready for another challenge, this time it is BOLD. because we are already in our last year. So better bring the house down guys. 

    Btw Anasyg will be missing to update this blog, after this entry. because there are not many privilege down there, in campus. so that, maybe in two months time, God-Willing, I'll try to update an entry. (If and only if I got back home~pray for me ya). Later on Internship, and Practical thingy, and bla-bla-bla ... letters of approval of LOANSsss (6^9) urgh... and last but not least ... Graduation Day ! 



    Everybody in their studies, will at least once. ever thought about their graduation day. What will you guys wear? what suprise will you guys get? any special ceremony? any special certificate will be handed to you? any sash?... Hmmm...those are A BASKET OF QUESTIONS to be asked rite? Ouh k, then. Midnight around d corner guys. C ya !
  • ~Assalamualaikum Bloggers! Dah lama tak menaip kat blog ni~
    Anasyg sedikit buzy, sedikit jer, hehe...sedang dalam proses menyiapkan novel ala-ala mega project yang kedua. Selepas menyiapkan yang pertama sekarang pokus nak siapkan yang kedua punya plak, so, Anasyg adalah skip-skip waktu mandi dan makan-ahaks. skang dah mandi k~ hmmm segarnya (sambil menarik nafas pada bunga kaktus, macam dalam gambar kat bawah ni,) korang mesti dah tahu gambar ni datang dari mana (kepada peminat setia bukak yahoo.com sepanjang masa, so tahulah. Hehe;) 


    Entri kali ni, Anasyg nak berkongsi gambar-gambar menarik ni je, dan interpret mengikut suka hati sendiri. korang boleh jugak wat camni k, jangan lupa post dan tinggalkan Url. hehe, sempat jek kamu ni Anasyg!


    Semua saya sempat, jgn risau. Ok, jom chengkih out, gambar-gambar di bawah ini, dan interpretasi dari imaginasi anasyg sendiri k. Mari-mari!



      GAMBAR 1 : Lima orang budak perempuan gaya-gaya cam nak pg parti tapi tutup muka guna belon.

    INTERPRETASI IMAGINASI TERBANG : Korang ialah golongan KONSERVATIF. Walaupun korang ada kat parti tu, tapi takde sape sedar korang WUJUD. haha~ living under d radar.
    Sian gak orang camni kan~korang penah jadik ke? pergi mana-mana majlis tapi tak stand-out (em.o MO, ti,ai,ef. TIF: MOTIF)





    GAMBAR 2 : Budak bau kaktus (comel jugak budak ni, tapi M.O.T.I.F ?!) 

    INTERPRETASI IMAGINASI TERBANG : Inilah rupa kepada sesiapa yang mempunyai masalah pernafasan atau bahasa ringkas dia, INFLUENZA, selesema lah. Apa sahaja yang korang hidu, sume bau lain je. Best kan?

    Yalah, buah pala ko sedap 
    Sesape ntah: anasyg! jaga bahasa di blog ini, 
    Anasyg : Oh maaf







    GAMBAR 3 : Mak ngan anak dah tak normal ke makan biskut pakai topeng BIOHAZARD tu? Hisyh ngeri pulak, macam kumpulan Slipknot yang Heavy Metal itu, tapi versi Mak dan Anak.

    INTERPRETASI IMAGINASI TERBANG : Ini ialah iklan ENVIRONMENTALLY GREEN OZONE LAYER AND GREEN AIR CAMPAIGN. Hehe, sampai nak makan benda sedap cam biskut tu pun kena pakai mask. So jagalah alam sekitar.


    GAMBAR 4 : Lelaki berjambang(ewww...menakutkan) tidur atas bantal KEK! (kawan-kawan sekali lagi... M.O.T.I.F?!)

    INTERPRETASI IMAGINASI TERBANG : Ini ialah salah satu fashion add. Kepada sumer model-model di luar sana, yang berdiet tak tentu hala, sampai tidur berbantalkan kek dah takde nafsu dah. Boleh jadik gak ini iklan tuk, ANOREXIC AND BULIMIC people. (^^)v Peace yaw





     

    GAMBAR 5 : Arnab atas trampolin, errr ... ini lagi satu, sangat OBJEKTIF? hah, ayat baru. 

    INTERPRETASI IMAGINASI TERBANG : Kiranya macam peribahasa melayu gitu,MENCURAH AIR KE DAUN KELADI. Sah-sahihnya Arnab itu boleh melompat sendiri tanpa bantuan trampolin itu. So? Satu perbuatan yang sia-sia jelah.




     GAMBAR 6 : Hanjing yang betibe-tibe ada donat atas pale dia.

    INTERPRETASI IMAGINASI TERBANG :  Yang ni susah sikit nak 
    terbangkan imaginasi kos...dah tak tau nak fikir, apa yang tersirat dalam ni? errr...tulun. Mungkin, ye (Hanya mungkin,) Inilah rupa, pabila anda menjadi FASHION VICTIM o SUGAR VICTIM? tak faham, dat dog is really, believe me, Superb Cute, tapi donat tu... errr, something wrong. So the point is dat, jangan over accessories dan jangan chew more than you can swallow. Inilah end-upnya.




    GAMBAR 7 : Orang lelaki ngan PRINCESS-sash. Cam bagus je muka en? hehe.

    INTERPRETASI IMAGINASI TERBANG : Yang hok ni pon Anasyg ta pasti mao interpret apakah? Tapi satu jelah, skeptikal bila pandang orang macam ni, one word : CONFUSE, maybe ini iklan Right For Homos kut? Hehe, anasyg tak masuk campo k. Tapi kalo korang ade idea, do comment n hit me back.









    GAMBAR 8 : Ni lagi cam pekerja berjaya, tapi cam tgah merengek, ngan teddy bear dia lagi... adus

    INTERPRETASI IMAGINASI TERBANG :  Ini, Anasyg rasa : ANAK MAK, kan?  sapa setuju?  hihih... dah tuh, elok pakai kot segala, tapi dok kol saper ntah , cam menangis tak reti nak diam dan elok je posing ngan teddy bear tu. Maaf r bang~ saham anda jatuh mendadak sekarang. Hihi




    GAMBAR 9 : Roti gardenia sekeping, susu segelas, dan rambut ala-ala baru naik dari perigi The Ring. kan?

    INTERPRETASI IMAGINASI TERBANG : Mari katakan ya pada KEBAIKAN ROTI DAN SUSU. sebagai punca utama kalsium bukan sahaja untuk tulang, malah untuk rambut. Easy rite, alah...u ol pon bley wat dengan lebey baik lagi kot. hihi







    GAMBAR 10 : Last but never the least,  lelaki takde kepala ngan payung cam MotherFishCracker kan? Hehehe... so?

    INTERPRETASI IMAGINASI TERBANG :  Anasyg rasa, ini ialah add untuk SELF-ESTEEM. kot, tapi dalam senarai Yahoo.com-commenter, ada sorang tu cakap ini ialah iklan deodorant. Hmmm... mungkin hanya dengan memakai deodorant, anda akan dipandang, dan mendapat pelindungan yang diperlukan (simbolik payung) boleh jadik jugak kan? 





    Credit pada Yahoo.com-upshot. Hehe, skati je curik. 


    By the way, dats all for today adik-adik ye. Lain kali kalo ade benda menarik, kita kongsi lagi k. Gunakanlah imaginasi terbang korang tok nilai sendiri bukan setakat Saploh gambar ni, tapi apa yang berlaku disekeliling korang k. Good luck! C Ya Latter Alligatter. ~ Chiao.

  • Yay ! First n Foremost :: ALHAMDULILLAH ! Debab ! Ma Debab has recovered fully from his stomachache or shall I call it > Constipation problem. Btw, he had recover from dat Killing disease, as all of ya knew, ma Debab recently was facing his hardest time to poop, because of dat ma sista haf to bring him to d real vet, afta some check-up n held warded, Debab is now Fully Recovered ! Alhamdulillah, Thanks a Million guys for d Doa n he is much more better now ! Good to see ya back in shape Debab !
  • Yay ! da sampai d last two, so ni la masanya nak tau lagi dua fakta menarik tentang anasyg ...

    Jom straight to d point !

    Nombor 9 ! : Anasyg ialah SEORANG YG AKAN AMIK MASA LEBEY KURANG 15 minit dan keatas KALO DIA MANDI ! , normal ar tu kan ? ini fakta betul, tapi yg paling lama penah anasyg amik ialah 45 minit, nak kat satu jam gak > kalo yg ni termasok ar kerja2 pembersihan seluruh badan (pepaham la kan) hehe, yg len tu biasa ar, Mandi , basahkan badan, sabun seluruh badan (foaming) sental wad so ever, dari leher ke bawah > ta termasuk kerja2 shampoo ni yer, then baru lah muka n rambut, seterusnya PENJAGAAN MULUT ! sgt dititikberatkan, walaopon , gigi ak ta putih pon cam si Ryan Seacrest tu, hmmm hampeh je.

    Nombor 10 ! : Last but never d Least, Anasyg sgt suka ... CADAR ! yup itulah fakta menarik ttg saya :: Giller Cadar, famili da siap bagi nickname ag, hihi ... Stakat ni, dah 9 helai cadar yg anasyg kumpol, bukan kumpol ar, saje je nak tambah koleksi. Stakat ni ada warne oren, merah, hijau, ungu, pink, biru, ah sume warne ad lah. Hihi, anasyg start jadikan cadar ni sebagai BARANG WAJIB TUKAR TIAP2 4 BULAN eversince dapat katil (hadiah dari abah anasyg). Bukan sahaja mementingkan kebersihan cadar dan kesihatan sendiri yer adk2, hihi. 

    Ok ? da puas ati da ? dengan 10 fakta menarik pasal Anasyg ? nak tau lebey ? hamboi, tak syiok r gtu, knal kat blog je wat per kan ? moh berkenal2 lagi ngan anasyg :: add me > Khairul Anas A, (Facebook) :: dan sesama la kte berkenal-kenalan ye. 

    Bile plak korang nak kuarkan fakta menarik korang ? Anasyg nak baca gak :: Tinggalkan url blog korang k, anasyg nak jenguk ~ chiao
  • Yup-we've come to d second series of ma Challenge ! 1 week-10 facts Challenge. U guys already knew d first FOUR FACTS of maself, rite on !

    no 5 - Anasyg is VERY CHOOSY about CLOTHING, n almost anyone who would like to go shop with me knew ma habit, I'll take about half an hour just to WINDOW SHOP d whole stores n another half an hour to find d rite one, dat doesn't count when I'm bargaining for D BEST PRICE ! n dat will take forever. D best part is dat, when u shop with me, tell me ur LIST! so dat we wouldn't have to wander around checkin out unnecessary things, AGREE ? So when I know what u n I were suppose to buy, then we'll straight ahead. Even though I'm choosy about clothing, but when it comes to d SIMPLEST, I'll take Bundle.



    no 6 - NOT A SMOKER ! Staining Malfunction Olover Kidney End up Rotten :: dat says it all, RITE ? what benefit do you get when u are smoking ? Feeling M.A.C.H.O ? Making Anasyg Choked n Hay wiring ma Organs, dats Macho for Smoking for  me. Second ? Everyone ? Hehe ... nothing much to talk about this fact, it is world wide known as d SILENT KILLER, so dat alone Terrifies me. Stop Smokin people !


    p/s : Please be RESPONSIBLE to ur Borrowed Organs 






    no 7 - what will you do when you saw A SNAKE ? Horrifying scene ? Hell Scared ? Pee in ur Pants ? Well here's another fact about Anasyg :: Had Killed Two Snakes :: Am I proud wit dat ? HELL NO ! It was a HORRIBLE ACT ever. But dats d truth though. Once when I'm in Form 4, ma sister was a busy laundrywoman at dat day when suddenly she screamed for snake underneath d washing machine. I'm not trying to be d hero here but, Ma second brother was there too, he grab the shovel (on time weapon :p) n he knocked d snake thrice I think, (I don't remember much) then he ask me to KILL D SNAKE ! O MA G, Long story short - I killed d snake - I'm sorry sneaky lil snake (well he's not little btw). Dump him at the Trash Hole far back of ma house :: dat is near d bushes.

    On d second time, dat 'thing' was WANDERING around in ma father's room. Dis guy I gotta tell ya, VERY MUSCULAR ! After again - shouted by ma sister (she got dat SNAKE-EYES nickname after a lot of snakes she founds out in d house) ma father blocked his way from getting into the back of d wardrobe, or else, he maybe nesting back there (errr ... Goosebump), after dat, I had to finish the guy once n for all.

    p/s : TO ALL SNAKES around ma neighborhood, please NO TRESPASSING nearby ok ! 









    no 8 - I used to be AN ACTIVE PS2-GAMERS ADDICTED ! yup- ma bad, BECAUSE OF DAT DAMN PS2 ! Haha, I kinda off d line with ma BOOKS, not now. Back there when I'm in Form 3,4 n 5. Shush, ouh y Mr.PlayStation 2 ? y did u came all of d sudden when I'm about to face ma Major Exams ? Frankly speaking > as in Factual Speaking, I did cross d line when once I played for 5 hours non-stop (oops, revealed , ahaks) Among ma fav games are : Fatal Frame 1,2,3 , Samurai Warriors 1,2,3,4 n etc, Devils King, Sims 1,2,3 n so much more. 

    No 9 ? well ... let's wait together-gether :: C ya in Two days time.
  • Yup- itulah entri anasyg tok kali ni, huhu, nak gak wat camni, tgok org len dok syok munggah kepala hotak pikiaq pasal fakta -TENTANG DIRI SENDIRI, so anasyg nak try sndr la,mana tau ad fakta tu sendiri yg ANASYG SENDIRI TA TAO ? wah parah tu.ok, start dari hari ni sampai  28hb April entri ni jelah akan menjengah kat wall Anasyg (cett, wall konon haha ingat Fb ke?)

    Moving on ! 

    Fakta no. 1- Anasyg berasal dari Selangor darul Ehsan dan time dilahirkan- ada satu date-mark yg anasyg ingat sampai skrg iaitu, LETUPAN KILANG BUNGA API kat Sg. Buloh, yg nyebabkan meja yg anasyg landing tok posing bergambar-BERGEGAR ngan kuatnya, so itulah yg menjadi detik ingatan sampai skrg, walaopun time tu anasyg ta pernah tau ke benda LETUPAN KILANG BUNGA API tu ? tapi tau la menda tu merbahaya kan ? sampai masuk berita Buletin Utama kat TV3 tu, D MOST HORRIBLE SCENE OF 1991- sape2 yg sebaya ngan anasyg dan berada berdekatan ngan tempat tu, depa tau lah.

    Fakta no. 2-  Anasyg sangat suka warna UNGU, pada suatu ketika dulu, kalo buleh sume benda nak di-purplekan, haha SONOK ! sampaikan masa first time dpt bilik sendiri anasyg nak kaler kan bilik tu wane ungu ngan pensel kale STABILO yg 3.8 cm tu, betapa yakinnya produk itu dapat mewarnai bilik 10 kaki tinggi tu. Haha, btw, tu dulu, skang anasyg lebey suka semua warne, best lagi tgok mcm2 kale ad kat sekeliling kita, ye ta ? Tp d most favourite bila da meningkat MUDA ni, ialah Putih, Coklat ngan Hitam. Anasyg pasan yg kebanyakkan baju anasyg warne putih, sesuci kaseh abadi gitu, (ptuih) haha, korang plak ? warne pe favorite korang ? Btau ar, btau ar.

    Fakta no. 3- Ta penah beli handphone sendiri ! Best ta ? Best kan ? bukan ar nyusahkan kuarge sendiri tapi kalo korang da ad sorang ahli kuarge yg GILE HANDPHONE ? ta ke best kalo hp yg dia da ta gune dia cemarkan duli tok kita ? Jimat duit ak. Haha ea silap, terkasar bahasa plak, Jimat duit anasyg. Lalala, dan first handphone ever yg anasyg pakai ialah time Form 3, iaitu 3310, atau org dolu2 slalu panggil nama temangan dia TIGA TIGA SKUPANG. haha, warne oren housing dia, dan ringtone pon wat sndr tao, walaopon, haha, next beliau menyerahkan pula takhta seterusnya iaitu nokia 6610i dan digunakan sampai Form 5, masuk kolej je, dpat yg baru lg, e Touch, ini jenama Cap China ni, tp keypad dia mmg syiok, dan skarang lpas e Touch ni wat hal skit, beralih plak kat J230i, Sony Ericson, waha. Satu pon takde yg anasyg beli sndr. SONOK ! Anda ? citer kan lah Handphone pertama anda.

    Fakta no. 4- Selain seorang yg DEO-holic > boleh Read More kat sini :: Anasyg DEO-holic ? :: dan seorang yg ta makan ikan patin > boleh Read More kat sini :: Anasyg ta makan Ikan Patin ? , anasyg jugak seorang yg suka kumpul balang kosong. Hehe- ini habit baru, everyone should haf a hobby kan ? so anasyg munyer hobi ialah mengumpul balang dan botol kaca kosong, cam balang Prego, balang Mayonis Lady's Choice, dan beberapa balang jem strawberi dan nenas. Haha, nak tau knp ? Sbb benda yg mcm nilah boleh wat perhiasan kat dalam umah (anasyg wat kat dlm bilik je) letak Glow In The Dark yg bintang2 wane hijau tu, dan goncang2 haha, mlm nnt korang tgok r :: BETAPA CHANTEK NYA :: ap hobi korang ? takkan takde kot, kalo tiup tayar lori balak pon boleh dikira hobi lah, jgn risau k.

    Noted : Oklah, 4 je la dulu, kata pon cabaran 2 minggu kan, so tunggu la tok yg seterusnya k. Korang pon bley wat camni, even da ramai da pon yg wat camni, JOM JOM kta wat camni, nnt anasyg baca k, yg pntg korang ltak url blog korang la, nnt anasyg ta keruan nak mencari blog korang. Hehe, c u in Two days time.

  • Remember with ma lovely white n gray cat ?  He is having constipation problem so ma sister had to bring him to the vet. After check-up, done by d doc,she said dat he is really having a major problem because of his poops are already stuck n blocking d system. D doc have to sign him to the ward n he has to stay there for a day. A simple treatment were done (referring to d doc) she paralyzed Debab n syringed him with some kind of liquid which help his system to function well. After dat, ma sister fetched him n give him afterward treatment, medicines n psychological treatment. 

    According to d doc, his buttock's bone is making his rectum's hole a lil bit smaller than usual so dat he cannot deliver well in pooping, he needs help to poop, medicines n liquids need to be injected into his body. Sounds like a HELL of PAIN, but for his future good, we have to do it at any cost.
    Now ? He's a lot better, no more 'roar of pain', n for dat, d whole family are in big relief, knowing dat he can eat n drink normally again. 

    p/s : I will never forget to pray for his health > U guys do too k
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