It's been a while since I last posted in at least 80% English. The latest that I could remember was Anasyg Has Left the Building, and yes of course, it wasn't fully furnished with English, I did put some Malay words here and there.
Olritey, wadsup with writing in fully English? Ouh, nothing to fuss about, saja nak praktis dah lama tak karang entry dalam bahasa omputih. *dat wud be the last line of Malay in this entry, yah...u wish.
So, moving on for the random stuffs. Just suka suki nak list out some hot issues, we Malaysian randomly faced for the past couple of weeks. Most of them are viral issues. Super hot viral issues (with inverted commas) ;)
EARLY REMINDER : THE LIST IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE OF MALAYSIA'S VIRAL ISSUES. SOME CRITICS AND COMMENTS I'VE MADE WERE UNINTENTIONALLY TO HURT OR OFFEND ANYONE. IF OFFENDED, PLEASE CALMLY RECITE SURAH YASSIN. WHY? BECAUSE MOST OF US PRACTICES READING YASSIN ONLY ON MALAM JUMAAT, WHICH MOST OF US ARE BUSY DOING SOME OTHER STUFFS. EXAMPLE OF STUFFS? Well...read ahead.
Hot issue No 1. Malaysia's super hot PRICE-HIKE issue. Minyak naik, barang naik, naik angin, muat naik video naik angin kat stesen minyak. (close enuff). Everybody was well aware of this, if you're not, you're either non-Malaysian, or you lived in a cave somewhere in the Eastern Artic. Recently, my family went shopping kat TESCO, and we immediately shot on the face bout the reality of price-hiked. We spent round 200 to 300 ringgit Malaysia then, but now, double the number. NOT COOL.
Hot issue No 2. Bini Mat Yo's super hot insulting-the-security-guy-video. LOL. While dat pak cik was being interviewed and photographed by a lot of people, bini Mat Yo was super rude and face it, she's dumb woman. Obviously dear, you recorded the video, you uploaded the video, you got the mega-humiliation. Aren't you satisfied enough?
Hot issue No 3. Young couples around the nation posted so-called romantic amateur videos of them hug-kiss each other, and saying some 'geli' stuff which u shud keep it in ur pants. Lagi LOL. I've wasted around 15 mins give and take watching three videos of some idiot couples doing such. Gimme my time back!
Hot issue No 4. Malaysia claiming to be a peaceful country, while Shah Alam was bullet-hailed. Now...who's statement was dat? Is Malaysia still safe to be reside in, NOW? Who's to blame? National Security? Police officers? Bomba? *motif salahkan Bomba? Nak fly abroad? Hutang PT dah bayar dah? (==') SNAP.
Hot issue No 5. Aeril Zafril and Wawa Zainal's secret solemnization. Oh, like I give a
shit. Nah...never liked them pun.
And that is all *EH? Pendek pulak entri kau Anasyg, ketandusan idea ke? ataupun kemalasan bersiku-lipat kali ganda? Yo guys, don't get butthurt with my list. Hold on to the sailors, cause here comes the keyboard warriors! LOL.
Terima kasih sudi baca. Sudikan plak komen some viral issues in Malaysia/Worldwide yg korang rasa GEMPAK! :) feel free, sbb nak komen xyah bayar. Tq.